Stuck - Cat 2 - Up Tree Fluff
dear cat
one time you
stuck in tree
probably not remember
because
tiny fluff brain
but you stuck
and you mip and mip
and mip and mip
and mip and mip and mip
like bloody car alarm
we hear mip and mip and mip
not know where
and out is snow all over
and chill and freeze and dark
so we go
through neighbour's house
trample trample
sorry neighbours can we?
thanks neighbours
sorry neighbours
to neighbour's garden
you not there
we go back
trample trample
sorry neighbours
thanks neighbours
sorry neighbours
back lane
torch
and there you are
mip and mip and mip
mip and mip and mip
tiny fluff brain up high
can't think of down
Go in and Google
Aha! RSPCA...
"heat fresh food, put at bottom of tree"
"smell will rise up and entice"
Excellent.
Internet best thing ever.
heat stinky food
offer anxiously and nauseously
to high godlette of fluff
and wait
discuss
cajole
coax
swear
hover round tree
slip on ice
swear again
and eventually go in and sleep
despite mip
and mip
In morning
has worked
fluff feet on ground
post-adventure sparkly-eyed triumph and uptailed pride
"mip, did you see me?
queen of tree!
feel free to bow down
now I hungry"
and mip
if you were child
could say to you now
"So that's what we did for you,
you see,
when you were so tiny...
And oh my goodness this story shows
how much we care about you
and what great love drove us out
to inconvenience our neighbours,
heat up disgusting meat,
clamber about on ice,
stay up half the night...
You must never do that again!
And you must surely
always
feel so very, very loved!"
But you are cat
so instead you glare in wrong-biscuited outrage
sick up some fluff on carpet
and mip
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